美好關係的界線 The Limit of Beautiful Relationship

那天來了個新同事 M，非常積極要打進我們的圈子──如果中文測試員已經形成一個圈子。

M 說：「你們都吃在一起？」

我們都點頭：吃飯是促進革命情感的捷徑。

M 又說：「你們都坐在一起？」

R 忽然露出驚恐的表情，彷彿被毒蛇咬了。

原來，R 以為 M 的問題是：「你們都住在一起？」


One day a new coworker M joined our group.  Me was very aggressive to be in our circle--if Chinese testers already formed a circle.

M said: "Do you all eat together?"

We allo nodded our heads: Eating is the expressway to promoting team spirit.

M added: "Do you sit together?"

Suddenly R had the expression of horror on her face as if she had been bitten by a poisonous snake.

The cause of the horror was that R thought M had asked:  "Do you all live together?"

硬送上門的生意

天將明未明，我作了一個夢。

有一對夫妻和我剛認識，先生向我下單，要我作進出口球具。我說可以幫他買。一個星期過去了，我什麼都沒做，因為我從來沒做過貿易，不知從何著手。

那對夫妻又來了，說上次下的單如何啦?又說他們要到廠商處直接取貨，甚至好像報關之類的問題也會幫我處理。(這很奇怪，那要我介在中間幹嘛?)